beautiful bush

Is it possible there's a new fashion in women's jeans, in which the front is cut so low a splash of pubic hair is exposed?
Of course i'm not joking! I saw it today...or rather, i may have seen it. I was eating at a shared table in a Mexican/Chinese restaurant. Across from me and two seats down, a teenage girl was eating. When she stood, a happy helping of midriff came out to play. In a few milliseconds several things registered, but i quickly averted my eyes, a prudent (albeit spiritually retarded) choice when a teenager flashes her assets.
It seemed that her jean front was cut unprecedentedly low, and that there was a centimeter or so of dark, faint stubble.
Is she just a maverick? Or possessed of a preposterously high pubis?
I did the physics in my mind, and as long as the back of the jeans remain at the waist, it's conceivable that they were designed to do what they did. Or rather, that they were designed to reveal far greater areas of abdomen than heretofore shown, a fashion predicated on the scorched-earth shaving which is becoming so depressingly popular (though perhaps i shouldn't judge that which i haven't kissed).
It all begs the question of how exactly pubic hair fits into the legal definition of "indecent exposure" (a contradiction in terms, if ever there were). Perhaps the statutes apply to the flesh of the genitals only...and if so, whole lines of pubis fashion could be coming soon! Pubis grooming may explode, with parts and waves and weaves and of course, coloring. Maybe even corn rows, ribbons, and bells? Sadly most men, being short on hip, will be excluded (though come to think of it, our underwear-exposing youths sure as hell are trying). Having a bubbled butt myself, i may be able to get in on the fashion.
We should probably allow local governments to protect us from this assault on decency, and keep the staties and federalies out of it, yes? Or no, we should just give in, 'coz it FEELS SO GOOD! WHEEEEEEEE!
Did our young heroine simply fall behind on her shaving? Was there something hallucinogenic in my broccoli tofu? What does it all mean? May we stand and clap?
And if this is the way the wind is blowing, in a couple years will it at long last be acceptable to pat someone's pubis as a form of greeting?