alack

Alack, the gays!
We poison their ways
The gift of marriage
A loathsome carriage

serial victims

Serial monogamy be serial train wrecks
Woman nor man, there ain't no fair sex

marxman

I don't believe in bacchus, midas, jesus, or cinderella
(women think me a most queer fella)
I believe in casanova and mae west
(i fail those magazine mating tests)
I'm devoted to karl as much as harpo
(my love life is no way, no how, no go)