If Sports Teams Were Honestly-Named 3

The naming of american sports teams reflects american character - so let's rename our teams, with truth as the trophy!

BASEBALL

New York Yankees = New York Greenbacks

Los Angeles Angels = Los Angeles Gangs

Washington Nationals = Washington Lobbyists

Houston Astros = Houston Diversities

Miami Marlins = Miami Fire Ants

Milwaukee Brewers = Milwaukee Burpers

Pittsburgh Pirates = Pittsburgh Greens

St. Louis Cardinals = St. Louis Murderers

Baltimore Orioles = Baltimore Statues

Boston Red Sox = Boston Crows

Los Angeles Dodgers = Los Angeles Riot

Minnesota Twins = Minnesota Scalpers

Cincinnati Reds = Cincinnati Unrest

New York Mets = New York Stonewalls

Tampa Bay Rays = Tampa Bay Kickbacks

Toronto Blue Jays = Toronto Horseshoes

Atlanta Braves = Atlanta Embers

Oakland Athletics = Oakland Panthers

Seattle Mariners = Seattle Technocrats

Texas Rangers = Texas Rednecks

Chicago Cubs = Chicago Boys

Cleveland Guardians = Cleveland Rockers

Chicago White Sox = Chicago Black Belt

Arizona Diamondbacks = Arizona Sweaters

Colorado Rockies = Colorado Ski Bums

Philadelphia Phillies = Philadelphia Bosses

San Diego Padres = San Diego Gropers

Detroit Tigers = Detroit Bankruptcies

Kansas City Royals = Kansas City Tornadoes

San Francisco Giants = San Francisco Hippies

If Sports Teams Were Honestly-Named 2

The naming of american sports teams reflects american character - so let's rename our teams, with truth as the trophy!

BASKETBALL

Washington Wizards = Washington Plaintiffs

Los Angeles Clippers = Los Angeles Smog

Brooklyn Nets = Brooklyn Hipsters

Golden State Warriors = Golden State Lovers

Oklahoma City Thunder = Oklahoma City Derricks

San Antonio Spurs = San Antonio Drive-Bys

New Orleans Pelicans = New Orleans Jazz

Denver Nuggets = Denver Mushrooms

Boston Celtics = Boston Bigots

Sacramento Kings = Sacramento Bleeding Hearts

Memphis Grizzlies = Memphis Plantations

Minnesota Timberwolves = Minnesota Lakers

Portland Trail Blazers = Portland Progressives

Utah Jazz = Utah Inequities

Dallas Mavericks = Dallas Snipers

Los Angeles Lakers = Los Angeles Starlets

Houston Rockets = Houston Whitneys

Phoenix Suns = Phoenix Kidnappers

Milwaukee Bucks = Milwaukee Redliners

Cleveland Cavaliers = Cleveland Rollers

Atlanta Hawks = Atlanta Leafs

Indiana Pacers = Indiana Steelers

New York Knicks = New York Pigeons

Philadelphia 76ers = Philadelphia Movers

Toronto Raptors = Toronto Yorkies

Chicago Bulls = Chicago Strikebusters

Miami Heat = Miami Cruisers

Orlando Magic = Orlando Rats

Charlotte Hornets = Charlotte Millennials

Detroit Pistons = Detroit Carjackers

If Sports Teams Were Honestly-Named

The naming of american sports teams reflects american character - so let's rename our teams, with truth as the trophy!

FOOTBALL

Buffalo Bills = Buffalo Snowplows

Miami Dolphins = Miami Mules

New York Jets = New York Hacks

New England Patriots = New England Caucasians

Baltimore Ravens = Baltimore Miranda

Cincinnati Bengals = Cincinnati Crackers

Cleveland Browns = Cleveland Flammables

Pittsburgh Steelers = Pittsburgh Mallers

Kansas City Chiefs = Kansas City Blues

Los Angeles Chargers = Los Angeles Scalpels

Las Vegas Raiders = Las Vegas Bookies

Denver Broncos = Denver Queens

Tennessee Titans = Tennessee Twangers

Indianapolis Colts = Indianapolis Skidmarks

Jacksonville Jaguars = Jacksonville Geriatrics

Houston Texans = Houston Problems

Philadelphia Eagles = Philadelphia Boors

Dallas Cowboys = Dallas Frackers

New York Giants = New York Loopholes

Washington Commanders = Washington Genocide

Minnesota Vikings = Minnesota Mosquitos

Detroit Vikings = Detroit Foreclosures

Green Bay Packers = Green Bay Cheeseheads

New Orleans Saints = New Orleans Landgrabbers

Chicago Bears = Chicago Fishbait

Tampa Bay Buccaneers = Tampa Bay Tourists

Atlanta Falcons = Atlanta Segregators

Carolina Falcons = Carolina Klansmen

San Francisco 49ers = San Francisco Gentrifiers

Seattle Seahawks = Seattle Buzz

Arizona Cardinals = Arizona Deniers

Los Angeles Rams = Los Angeles Casting Couches

Tired

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More rejected brilliance...sigh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsNdm-3CRy8

Happy-Go-Lucky

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Some other artist could make this discarded gem their signature song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLYMM676u2s

Liberty Bell

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Stirring! Aren't you stirred?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd2Fqpwg1Hc

Never Take an Old Man

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A 19th-century irish folk song, covered by both pete seeger and joni mitchell as "Never Wed an Old Man". Needless to say, i improved the title and probably wrote a new verse or two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyldAIJTar4

Ballad of Didi O'tweedy

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Classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdP6ISBJotM

Pequeno Cimarron

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It's sassy! It's brassy! It's ballsy! It's gallsy! Brilliant fun to hear audiences try to follow along...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wXxmjI5zk