Four men sat at a fire
The talk turned to the flesh…
They had each discovered
One of the keys to the kingdom of carnal utopia
The four eternal gems in the universe of woman
Plato held forth in hushed tones about the white woman without a pole up her ass
Socrates orated reverently on the hispanic woman who has rejected the church
Aristotle spoke wistfully of the asian woman who cares not for money
And Vizzini cackled happily about the black woman with that little touch of white blood
They all made a pact
Never to share
These mysteries rare
Holy grails, holy grails…
2005
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