hit the vain

At 17, i fell in unrequited love with Tessa
I pined for a year
At 20, i saw Tessa again
She was fat
Love cured

Becky pined for me for years
If she had been sixty-eight pounds lighter
Would my apathy have been cured?
"No", a voice says...
"Her personality didn't do it for me"
And yet...

If her younger sister
who was sixty-eight pounds lighter
with no noticeably superior personality
had asked for my cock...

Thousands of push-ups and handstand push-ups
Done just for the way it makes me feel
Right?

Right, you shallow fuck?

2003