four girlfriends

I've got four girlfriends
but i'd give 'em up for you
(if love-hoarding appeals
to your darwinian view)

Radhika gives me rubbing
Bethany brings blank checks
Suki is silly and smart
and perzsika is pure sex

But i'll drop 'em all for you
if that's what you want me to do
Though they might love you too
(suki would never let you be blue)

And i AM a bit high-maintenance
A massage plus two-hour sex each day
And you REALLY might love perszika
(i'll be frank; she goes either way)

But i'll give 'em up for you
if your caring precludes sharing
I only want eleven kids
Are you ready? Are you raring?