(I liked this when i wrote it, but was already growing past the normalcy of the chords i came up with, except the bridge...it had a killer bridge. I fleetingly considered making stranger chords, but unrelateable lyrics [abstract, confusing] killed this one.)
EVIL ME
If i were in a sci fi accident
and became evil me
This is what would happen
This is what the world would see
If i were my evil twin
i'd sterilize all the men
To stop overpopulation
and planet-wide desecration
Every male except the one you see
If i were evil me
If i were evil me
i'd make a cloning facility
How amazing would that be?
A million of me - wheeeee!
If i were evil me
i'd put rich folk on a boat at sea
and maroon them
with no technology
Millions of mansions for the homeless
instantly empty and free
Heave all the heartless hoarders
from our humyn community
If i were my evil twin
i'd do a lotta rapin'
Except i wouldn't, because even evil me
is mortified by male brutality
So i'd probably just make every womyn i see
comfort and cuddle me
Unless they wanted to flee
Then i'd just rub their belly
But i'd rub evilly
if i were evil me
If i were evil me
I'd destroy every farm factory
I'd crush animal cruelty
if i were evil me
If i were my evil twin
you'd never wear clothes again
Nudity is compulsory
with evil me
If i were evil me
i'd set every prisoner free
Or maybe that's good me
Life is so fucking confusing!
If i were my evil double
i really wouldn't be any trouble
Because nobody's evil you see
Only lost and lonely
If i were evil me
i'd declare by imperial decree
everybody must love me
if i were evil me
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