I can't say sissy
I can't say pussy
I sure can't say ham-handed
I'm not complaining
Though maybe slow-laneing
We all must pay for what man did
I can't say beefy
(though i can say queefy!)
I can't call a woman a girl
Cunt i can't say
'Less i say it a new way
An empowered pussy pearl!
I can't say reel 'er in
Or dropped the ball again
Or "My oh my, a sausage party i spy!"
I can't say "hand of fate"
It's "envelop", not penetrate
And don't get me started on "testify"
Do the things i can't utter
Make my writing stutter?
Not if i'm clever and candid
I love what i am
and i don't miss ham
(though i do kinda miss ham-handed)
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