Sunday, February 28, 2010

infinite parkeing space?

A salubrious welcome to this blog's eighth follower, Amanda Parke-Davis! "8" is the symbol for infinity, which is apt, as Amanda tells anecdotes that wander in the wilderness for years, vainly searching for an end. Balancing that is her infinite patience with drunkards and fooles, and infinite orgasmic capacity (though that last may be apocryphal). She spends her days on a hill, dispensing nuggets of wisdom and fresh tabouli to the unwashed, and her nights volunteering as the designated driver at Bubba's Boozy Beach Broads, on Rt. 41. She lives in a Chevy van (custom, of course) with her pet half-tree Stilldaughter. The senior snowplow operator for the state of Florida, it's rumored that she was the inspiration for the Jay Reatard classic "Hammer I Miss You".

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