Where Have All the Follicles Gone

(sung to the tune of "Where Have All the Flowers Gone", by pete seeger)

Where have all the bushes gone?

Long time passing
Where have all the bushes gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the bushes gone?
Everybody's mowed their lawn
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

Where have all the eyebrows gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the eyebrows gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the eyebrows gone?
Painted stubble every one
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

Where have all the grey hairs gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the grey hairs gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the grey hairs gone?
Is paul mccartney twenty-one?
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

Where have all the brunettes gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the brunettes gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the brunettes gone?
Anyone can have more fun
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

Where have all the afros gone?
Long time passing
Underarm and leg hairs gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the bushes gone
Everybody's mowed their lawn
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?