Hosea 5:2
STAN: Well, Ollie, we're sure in a deep pit of Shittim now.
OLLIE: I can SEE that!
Zechariah 14:7
Is this verse saying that the Lord's perception of reality is not of night or day or of change at all, but is instead one single awareness of past, present, and future? While that would contradict the changeable nature the Lord of the Bible has exhibited heretofore, in itself this verse might be testimony to a truly "all"-knowing God.
Malachi 2:3
Putting aside any why-doesn't-this-happen-and-doesn't-that-make-the-Lord-a-liar protests, this verse is groaning with comedy. The term "shit-faced priest" will never be the same for me.
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