Friday, September 4, 2009

the 2/1 club

I'm going to start a club. A very exclusive club. Members must possess some natural physical characteristic of which they have two on one side of their body, and one on the other. At the meetings, members will not be required to display their distinctive physical traits (though of course the qualifying features of many will be entirely obvious). As of now, i'm the only qualifying member, but i have no doubt there are thousands of us out there. Come to me, fellow 2/1ers! Our times of glamorous, freakish isolation are over.

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