My prolific posting of late has been a subject of comment.
A gift to the universe, compliments of the recession? Any time you witness a prodigious output like that of the past two months, it's fair to speculate that my multitude of jobs are in a heavy fallow period. In January, i worked three days. Winter months are always leaner, and i wasn't tending my other jobs as closely last month, instead focusing on kickstarting a public speaking career, with these articles and poems.
I buckled down and focused on my other jobs this month...with almost the same net effect. I am in the tightest financial moment of my NY life.
So let the trumpets ring, my career in gay porn may soon be a-bornin'!
A boy's gotta do what a boy's gotta do.
For those of you who have been waiting for that, i'll be generous with free theater passes (do we even have those theaters anymore?).
It occurs to me that i might have some followers out there. Well, i know for a fact that i do, as my dashboard reveals how many people have signed on as "followers" - 2.
I am nothing but grateful to have twice as many as 1.
There are at least a few more who follow silently, so for all of you who enjoy having me around on this existential plane, it occurs to me to say, nowhere are you required to be silent fans. And i'm not talking about telling a friend, i'm talking about alerting the media! Who are you, that a publisher would respond to your urging? Perhaps no one. But at the moment, you have as much pull in the publishing world as i. So send some unsuspecting admissions editor a link to your favorite article!
Do it for the world.
Do it for Uncle Sam.
Do it for Bea Arthur, Don Rickles, and their love child, the governor of Alaska. She may not read mainstream publications, but she reads me.
And while we're on the subject, if anyone's ready for a career change, i'm taking applications for agent/advocate. Frankly, anything to do with business or self-promotion makes my eyes glaze over. The perks will be pretty esoteric the first few months, but i'm sure with your acumen i'll have a weekly column in Tiger Beat in no time.
Do they have Tiger Beat anymore?
They may not.
But they sure do have gay porn.
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