Between countries whose animosity is so profound that war becomes acceptable, there is but one solution: the children. Any such countries should institute a program of mutual child exchange. All children aged five, for a period of three months, would be sent to live with a family of the opposing nation.
If a woman shaves her pussy, is it still a pussy?
16,000 children died of hunger yesterday. Any person who spends $1000 for a wedding ring in such a world is fundamentally flawed, incapable of the most basic human compassion.
In the course of a lifetime, the average human will ingest ten living spiders while asleep.
I don't drink, and i don't lie. Were every human thus afflicted, i would never again receive any more moronic questions about why i don't get laid more often.
Where do we put 16,000 teeny corpses each new day?
Were you ever listening to the radio while a song came on, and for a couple seconds you couldn't remember whether you liked it or hated it?
If you're fortunate, you'll find two or three true friends in your life, and fall in love the same number. Sentimental talk about intersections thereof are a greedy insult to those who never find one true friend.
99% of the people who believe in god are creatures of stupidity or fear. The other 1% are among the most delightful people on the planet.
16,000. I wish i could hand you one right now.
In a world where nobody lied or drank, i would be a lothario of legendary proportions.
The only thing that sets me apart from most people is that i'm aware of how full of shit i am.
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