Bigfoot Went to Hollywood

Bigfoot went to Hollywood, her daddy said don't go

But those lights, they glitter

She got offered a reality show

She got a mansion in El Segundo

So nice, that sea breeze blow

Commercials and talk shows came calling

Into the fast life falling

Bigfoot oh bigfoot, get that snow off your nose

You don't need those damned designer clothes

Flashy friends won't be there when life is rough

Your network won't know you when times are tough

Go home, bigfoot, go home

She got pedicured and permed

and groomed by a horse trainer

Implants in her tush, a brazilian bush

And anal bleaching, a no-brainer

She loved the club life, she danced all night

Chugging coconut and Campari

She fell into that endless flight

She totaled her brown Ferrari

Bigfoot oh bigfoot, get that snow off your nose

You don't need those damn designer clothes

Flashy friends won't be there when life is rough

Your network won't know you when times are tough

Go home, bigfoot, go home

Just get naked and go back to the wood

Where songs were simple and sex was good

Rest your head bigfoot don't you cry

Your momma's love money can't buy

She dated a boy band lead singer

He wrote a hit song "Big Foot Fetish"

She got pregnant, he said don't worry

My abortion doc is discreet

Do it now, no hurry

She miscarried then got busted for solicitation

They did a cavity search at the local station

Her show got canceled, the money was gone

Without her, the party just went on

Bigfoot oh bigfoot, get that snow off your nose

You don't need those damn designer clothes

Flashy friends won't be there when life is rough

Your network won't know you when times are tough

Go home, bigfoot, go home