Occasionally (after a decade or three of searching) some people stumble across this spiritual truth - whenever someone says something bad about you, do NOT take it personally. Very, very few go on to the deeper truth - whenever someone says something good about you, do NOT take it personally.
Nine of ten people will think about suicide at some point. It's the 10% who fascinate me.
Bumper sticker: FUNCTIONAL IS DYSFUNCTIONAL
Theories abound over whether meat-eating makes humans more aggressive. Here's another - a circumcised infant will have trust issues forever.
The moment you objectify your life, is the moment you objectify everybody you know.
If someone sticks their head far enough up their ass, will they eventually get a view of the world again by peeking out their own throat?
The great american question of the 17th century - who are these pink-skinned assholes? The great american question of the 18th century - what loyalty is owed a government that keeps rich men from their profits? The great american question of the 19th century - what loyalty is owed a government that tolerates racial slavery? The great american question of the 20th century - what loyalty is owed a government that tolerates gender slavery? The great american question of the 21st century - what loyalty is owed a government that tolerates poverty?
Actually, there will be a second great question of the 21st century - what loyalty is owed a government that tolerates other-animal slavery. We're going to have to double up on great questions this century.
The only honest love song in the history of pop music? "Love for Sale".
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