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I'm declaring a change in the english language - i'm eliminating the word "man", and replacing it with "wowoman". What's that, wowomen? You say you suddenly feel like a subset of women, and not a whole person anymore? Hmm...why don't you go meditate on that for a while?

I am about to become the only male who ever has, or ever will, tell you the truth. I have no interest in a womyn's mind. There is only one womyn's body part that interests me, at all. Her leg. If i couldn't pull a womyn's leg at least once a day, i wouldn't want to live.

Would you believe me if i told you that over 80% of rapists and 90% of serial killers were circumcised?

Herculean labors don't impress me. My own labors involve making people understand that Russia was never communist...and after that, making them understand that America has never been a democracy. In comparison, diverting a river to wash some stables sounds like a nice weekend in the country.

Sometimes the childlike person is the only adult in the room.

We are taught not to be honest, but look honest. We are taught not to be moral, but look moral. We are taught not to be happy, but look happy.

The most mathematically destructive phrase in the english language? "Private property"...because it combines two of the top-twenty most destructive words. And really, isn't private property the most ridiculously redundant phrase around? If something is private, isn't propertyhood implied? If we see a gate that says "private", does anyone imagine that they're asking us to not steal their nice gate, but we should feel free to enjoy the land beyond? So why do we use this ridiculous phrase? Because "private" by itself sounds mean, and people (especially rich people) like to bullshit themselves into thinking we're less mean than we really are.

The only time to EVER give advice is when the same person asks for it thrice.

It's not "victim mentality" to acknowledge victimhood. If you were born into a culture of fear, alienation, and repression (and you were), it is reality avoidance to suggest we just need to tweak our mindset. Humyns are social creatures, and our biological needs include daily doses of love, play, and sex. To be a person, we need other people. You can't fix your life by force of will, and anyone who says you can is selling you something.

What are the only seven words that can save our species? END THE VIOLENCE OF PROFIT AND POVERTY.

It gives me no end of amusement to know that the abbreviation for Valentine's Day is V.D. That, dear friends, is called poetry.