My debit card was stolen
Purchases were made
An idiot or vandal
put my computer in the grave
I had to leave my kitten
My dearest love of all
Ex-landlord owes me cash
But she won't take my call
My identity was thefted
By someone in Ohio
My credit card revoked
Me oh me oh my-oh
My sweetie bought us pizza
It fell right on the floor
My sheets they got bloody
Here's to metaphor
My new roof is leaking
An uninterrupted stream
The walls are weeping too
I fought a slasher in a dream
But i'll not complain too loudly
Not with food, love, and a home
A sweet gal who wants me
And this here little poem
(Note: i believe i just rhymed "made" and "grave". Oh, the humiliation.)
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