Today

Today i found where the wild things are, and took the cookie

I shot j.r. and let the dogs out

I found waldo and carmen sandiego

in a love shack winnebago

When my baby got home tonight

she said "You didn't do shit today"

I said no, baby

Maybe tomorrow

Today i found where all the flowers went

and where the missing sock goes

I found the yellow brick road

Where the streets have no name no

When my baby got home tonight

she said "You didn't do shit today"

I said no, baby

Maybe tomorrow

Today i found the end of the rainbow

and what the world needs now

I broke the glass ceiling

and joined the sisterhood of man

Today i talked someone down from the ledge

and found the beef, though i kinda which i hadn't

I got trapped in a broken elevator

with mother theresa and hitler

When my baby got home tonight

she said "You didn't do shit today"

I said no, baby

Maybe tomorrow