Dumb Things

Any man and any womyn, in anytown anywhere

stand on any corner, and she gives him a glare

"What the hell is WRONG with you?"

"Oh baby, you don't want to know

Don't leave me alone no no

I do dumb things"

Just dumb things

I do dumb things at the bar, dumb things in the car

I do dumb things at home, i'm not good alone

I do dumb things with my friends, the nonsense never ends

Dumb things at the computer, i should be neutered

Dumb things at work, i can be a jerk

I do dumb things shopping, i need stopping

I do dumb things at the beach, put me on a leash

I did a dumb thing with your sister, we played strip Twister

Any man and any womyn, in anytown anywhere

stand on any corner, and she gives him a glare

"What the hell is WRONG with you?"

"Oh baby, you don't want to know

Don't leave me alone no no

I do dumb things"

Just dumb things