There are two kinds of people. Those who know they're idiots, and those who don't.
Do you know who makes smart romantic choices? Nun.
The good ones are always taken, or gay. The great ones are both.
Chewbacca is a bigfoot. Why do we dance around that? It's han solo and bigfoot. Am i wrong?
I wouldn't mind makeup if the numbers were reversed...if the proportion of wimyn who DO and DON'T wear makeup were flipped. Otherwise, when something like makeup becomes a cultural imperative, that's when you know a society is broken.
Humility is not "i'm not worthy". Humility is "i might be wrong".
Bathrooms have evolved to have two sinks side by side, for couples. Will we soon have two toilets side by side? Oh, i hope so.
What do you call drivers who can't drive without lightly hitting other cars? Dentists.
The only way to face the sadness of this world, is wrapped in a blanket of silliness.
Are there any athletes who point to god when they make a BAD play? Wouldn't that be awesome?
MAMA. Make America Matriarchal Again.
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