If Sports Teams Were Honestly-Named

The naming of american sports teams reflects american character - so let's rename our teams, with truth as the trophy!

FOOTBALL

Buffalo Bills = Buffalo Snowplows

Miami Dolphins = Miami Mules

New York Jets = New York Hacks

New England Patriots = New England Caucasians

Baltimore Ravens = Baltimore Miranda

Cincinnati Bengals = Cincinnati Crackers

Cleveland Browns = Cleveland Flammables

Pittsburgh Steelers = Pittsburgh Mallers

Kansas City Chiefs = Kansas City Blues

Los Angeles Chargers = Los Angeles Scalpels

Las Vegas Raiders = Las Vegas Bookies

Denver Broncos = Denver Queens

Tennessee Titans = Tennessee Twangers

Indianapolis Colts = Indianapolis Skidmarks

Jacksonville Jaguars = Jacksonville Geriatrics

Houston Texans = Houston Problems

Philadelphia Eagles = Philadelphia Boors

Dallas Cowboys = Dallas Frackers

New York Giants = New York Loopholes

Washington Commanders = Washington Genocide

Minnesota Vikings = Minnesota Mosquitos

Detroit Vikings = Detroit Foreclosures

Green Bay Packers = Green Bay Cheeseheads

New Orleans Saints = New Orleans Landgrabbers

Chicago Bears = Chicago Fishbait

Tampa Bay Buccaneers = Tampa Bay Tourists

Atlanta Falcons = Atlanta Segregators

Carolina Falcons = Carolina Klansmen

San Francisco 49ers = San Francisco Gentrifiers

Seattle Seahawks = Seattle Buzz

Arizona Cardinals = Arizona Deniers

Los Angeles Rams = Los Angeles Casting Couches