The naming of american sports teams reflects american character - so let's rename our teams, with truth as the trophy!
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New York Yankees = New York Greenbacks
Los Angeles Angels = Los Angeles Gangs
Washington Nationals = Washington Lobbyists
Miami Marlins = Miami Fire Ants
Milwaukee Brewers = Milwaukee Burpers
Pittsburgh Pirates = Pittsburgh Greens
St. Louis Cardinals = St. Louis Murderers
Baltimore Orioles = Baltimore Statues
Boston Red Sox = Boston Crows
Los Angeles Dodgers = Los Angeles Riot
Minnesota Twins = Minnesota Scalpers
Cincinnati Reds = Cincinnati Unrest
New York Mets = New York Stonewalls
Tampa Bay Rays = Tampa Bay Kickbacks
Toronto Blue Jays = Toronto Horseshoes
Atlanta Braves = Atlanta Embers
Oakland Athletics = Oakland Panthers
Seattle Mariners = Seattle Technocrats
Chicago Cubs = Chicago Boys
Cleveland Guardians = Cleveland Rockers
Chicago White Sox = Chicago Black Belt
Arizona Diamondbacks = Arizona Sweaters
Colorado Rockies = Colorado Ski Bums
Philadelphia Phillies = Philadelphia Bosses
San Diego Padres = San Diego Gropers
Detroit Tigers = Detroit Bankruptcies
Kansas City Royals = Kansas City Tornadoes
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