Sunday, November 27, 2022

If Sports Teams Were Honestly-Named 2

The naming of american sports teams reflects american character - so let's rename our teams, with truth as the trophy!

BASKETBALL

Washington Wizards = Washington Plaintiffs

Los Angeles Clippers = Los Angeles Smog

Brooklyn Nets = Brooklyn Hipsters

Golden State Warriors = Golden State Lovers

Oklahoma City Thunder = Oklahoma City Derricks

San Antonio Spurs = San Antonio Drive-Bys

New Orleans Pelicans = New Orleans Jazz

Denver Nuggets = Denver Mushrooms

Boston Celtics = Boston Bigots

Sacramento Kings = Sacramento Bleeding Hearts

Memphis Grizzlies = Memphis Plantations

Minnesota Timberwolves = Minnesota Lakers

Portland Trail Blazers = Portland Progressives

Utah Jazz = Utah Inequities

Dallas Mavericks = Dallas Snipers

Los Angeles Lakers = Los Angeles Starlets

Houston Rockets = Houston Whitneys

Phoenix Suns = Phoenix Kidnappers

Milwaukee Bucks = Milwaukee Redliners

Cleveland Cavaliers = Cleveland Rollers

Atlanta Hawks = Atlanta Leafs

Indiana Pacers = Indiana Steelers

New York Knicks = New York Pigeons

Philadelphia 76ers = Philadelphia Movers

Toronto Raptors = Toronto Yorkies

Chicago Bulls = Chicago Strikebusters

Miami Heat = Miami Cruisers

Orlando Magic = Orlando Rats

Charlotte Hornets = Charlotte Millennials

Detroit Pistons = Detroit Carjackers

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