The naming of american sports teams reflects american character - so let's rename our teams, with truth as the trophy!
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Washington Wizards = Washington Plaintiffs
Los Angeles Clippers = Los Angeles Smog
Brooklyn Nets = Brooklyn Hipsters
Golden State Warriors = Golden State Lovers
Oklahoma City Thunder = Oklahoma City Derricks
San Antonio Spurs = San Antonio Drive-Bys
New Orleans Pelicans = New Orleans Jazz
Denver Nuggets = Denver Mushrooms
Boston Celtics = Boston Bigots
Sacramento Kings = Sacramento Bleeding Hearts
Memphis Grizzlies = Memphis Plantations
Minnesota Timberwolves = Minnesota Lakers
Portland Trail Blazers = Portland Progressives
Utah Jazz = Utah Inequities
Dallas Mavericks = Dallas Snipers
Los Angeles Lakers = Los Angeles Starlets
Houston Rockets = Houston Whitneys
Phoenix Suns = Phoenix Kidnappers
Milwaukee Bucks = Milwaukee Redliners
Cleveland Cavaliers = Cleveland Rollers
Atlanta Hawks = Atlanta Leafs
Indiana Pacers = Indiana Steelers
New York Knicks = New York Pigeons
Philadelphia 76ers = Philadelphia Movers
Toronto Raptors = Toronto Yorkies
Chicago Bulls = Chicago Strikebusters
Miami Heat = Miami Cruisers
Orlando Magic = Orlando Rats
Charlotte Hornets = Charlotte Millennials
Detroit Pistons = Detroit Carjackers
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