Neil armstrong left four poops on the moon. How long do you think it will be before some ambitious astronaut sees the E-Bay goldmine just laying there?
There are two kinds of people who drink - those who like to drink, and those who like to be around people who drink.
Do you suppose neil buried the poops in moon dust, or just dropped them?
Aren't all these streets re-named for MLK rather missing the mark? Wouldn't it be more appropriate to re-name mountains?
What do fish think of air bubbles floating upward? Imagine if you were walking along, and a huge water bubble burst from the ground and floated straight up?
Anytime four or more people of the same gender gather together, critical thinking is about to get its ass kicked.
Life-Ain't-Fair dept.: Some wimyn have a period, others have an ellipsis.
I am sick and tired of martial arts schools suckering the small-minded with their pretense of "spirituality". Spirituality and ass-kicking are antithetical - end of story.
Do left-handed people have a lower sex drive? They must, else why would there be so few of them!
Sexual dysfunction is everywhere these days. I'm not exempt, i have chronic situational impotence - i can't get an erection with another person, unless that person is giving me a tarot reading. "Oh yeah, baby, ohhhh yeah...ohh who's your queen of cups, who's your queen of cups?"
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