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"It is those who have the least, who give the most." The first step in understanding the truth of these words is to go to the town square, put out a hat, and start playing songs.

Science has finally discovered why wimyn live longer than men - apparently there are far more wives curious about being widows than previously assumed.

Psychiatric therapy makes people normal...but that was the problem in the first place.

Best contradiction-in-terms ever? Business ethics.

Has it never occurred to anti-abortion advocates that if they had devoted all their resources to research making contraception cheap, non-bothersome, and foolproof, the problem would already be over?

Say the word "bible" slowly over and over, putting a break between the syllables. So often, we miss the truth that's been staring at us all along.

I find prostitution abhorrent...but if i'm ever rich, i'm going to keep $10,000 in my pocket, so i can tell a stranger that i'll give her all the money on me if i can stick my tongue in one of her holes - her choice of hole. Considering the gender wage gap, i'll be able to write it off as charity, too.

Why do we have the word "manhandle", but not "womynhandle"? What would that even mean? Isn't it time we found out?

The only time i mind the strange looks i get for being a feminist, is when that look comes from a womyn.

Science has long sought to understand what makes humyns unique, not grasping the flaw in that premise. But perhaps there IS one singularly humyn quality - we are the only creatures able to blind ourselves to not just the pain of others, but our own as well.

The only movie that told the truth about love? "King Kong".