the animal commandments

1) Thou shalt exalt no human animal above another.
2) Thou shalt exalt no human animal above other animal.
3) Thou shalt exalt no invisible creature above visible creature.
4) Thou shalt exalt no lover above friend.
5) Thou shalt not deny your food, body, or anything else, to anyone who might need them...excepting be they really, really annoying.
5a) Thou shalt not steal nor murder nor bully (not a commandment, merely a consequence).