SOOTHING OUR SOCIAL/SPIRITUAL/SEXUAL STRIFE
Dear naked nurse,
You do so much for us! When you have a problem, to whom do YOU go? Is there anything you'd like to get off your chest?
-solicitous in shropshire
Dear solicitous,
No no, really, i couldn't.
Well...maybe just one in honor of reciprocity.
There are times (and times and other times) when i've no one to love me, and i determine to help myself. When that happens, a little visual stimulation can be just the thing to get those hormones hopping.
So why does it seem so impossible in this internet age to find an online image which ISN'T a blatant turn-off? I don't ask for much. Just a naked woman.
Well okay, without makeup.
Or high heels.
Or fake boobs.
Or airbrushing.
The feminist in me just wants a natural woman.
And oh yeah, a goddamned pubis! Is it too much to ask that a woman NOT look like a pre-adolescent? Whose depraved, pedophilic idea was this whole shaving nonsense? HAD to be a man - just had to.
And no tattoos or piercings...unless she's over the age of FIFTY, otherwise she's just a sheeplike simpleton simpering along. A derivative dingbat dithering away. A photoshopped follower filing out.
And no weaves or straightened hair for black women! Natural black hair is so fucking beautiful. That other stuff the sisters are doing with their heads is nothing anyone would want to touch in a moment of tenderest intimacy. And no crucifix necklaces for christ's sake! I'm trying to get an erection!
You're right, i do feel better. Thank you for caring.
natural nookies,
the naked nurse
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