Gather ye fifty hugs each day!
Or see your sanity slip away
Laugh out loud fifty times each day!
Or with your health you'll surely pay
Each sub-fifty day you breathe
One more minute slice of stress
Think of all those who seethe
With hatred and heartlessness
Each time this quota goes unfilled
is one more day your grave gets tilled
One more sliver of dirt to slide
where your bones will one day reside
Having sex fifty times a day
is not required, i'm relieved to say
(we need SOME time for food and work and play)
Once a day will do
Twice is good too
But if it don't last fifty minutes
you're doing it the wrong way
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