Trekathon!

I recently finished a project that took over two years...watching every episode of every series of STAR TREK. Don't you wish your boyfriend were hot like me? Here are the comparative results, and a cornucopia of cross-TREK marathons. Throughout the marathons here (and in the series' reviews), i strove to represent each worthy episode only once, so if an episode seems inappropriately missing, it's likely slotted elsewhere. Certain episodes of off-the-charts greatness however, cannot be doubly denied.
SERIES EPISODE AVERAGE
1) STAR TREK (3.0)
2) ENTERPRISE (3.0)
3) STAR TREK animated (3.0)
4) VOYAGER (2.9)
5) NEXT GENERATION (2.8)
6) DEEP SPACE NINE (2.6)
GREATEST SEASONS (episode average)
1) TOS, season 1 (3.2)
2) VOY, season 4 (3.1)
3) TOS, season 2 (3.0)
4) TNG, season 5 (3.0)
5) VOY, season 5 (3.0)
6) ENT, season 1,3 (3.0)
WORST SEASONS (episode average)
1) DS9, season 1 (2.5)
2) TNG, season 1 (2.6)
3) DS9, seasons 2,3,5 (2.6)

4) VOY, season 1 (2.6)
FOUR-STAR EPISODES
1) NEXT GENERATION (22)
2) STAR TREK (21)
3) VOYAGER (18)
4) DEEP SPACE NINE (15)
5) ENTERPRISE (6)
6) STAR TREK ANIMATED (2)
ONE-STAR EPISODES
1) ENTERPRISE (1)
2) STAR TREK ANIMATED (0)
3) STAR TREK (4)
4) NEXT GENERATION (4)
5) VOYAGER (6)
6) DEEP SPACE NINE (6)
TREKATHON
-The City on the Edge of Forever
-Yesterday's Enterprise TNG
-The Siege of AR-558 DS9
-Death Wish VOY
-In a Mirror, Darkly ENT
ENSEMBLE-A-THON
-Dead Stop ENT
-That Which Survives
-Disaster TNG
-Hope and Fear VOY
-What You Leave Behind DS9
DOCATHON
-Friday's Child
-Affliction ENT
-Ethics TNG
-The Quickening DS9
-Latent Image VOY

STRANGERDANGERTHON

-Silent Enemy ENT

-The Corbomite Maneuver TOS

-Q Who? TNG

-Warhead VOY

GETMEOUTTATHISGALAXYTHON

-Where No Man Has Gone Before TOS

-Where No One Has Gone Before TNG

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20thCENTURYTHON

-Carbon Creek ENT

-A Piece of the Action TOS

-The Neutral Zone TNG

-Little Green Men DS9

-The 37s VOY

ROMULATHON
-Balance of Terror

-Eye of the Needle VOY

-The Enemy TNG
-NEMESIS
HOLOTHON

-Oasis ENT
-The Practical Joker TAS
-The Big Goodbye TNG
-Real Life VOY
-Our Man Bashir DS9
HOLYTHON
-Chosen Realm ENT
-The Apple
-Mortal Coil VOY
-Who Watches the Watchers TNG
HALLOWEENATHON
-Impulse ENT
-Genesis TNG
-Empok Nor DS9
-Catspaw
KLINGOTHON
-Day of the Dove
-Heart of Glory TNG
-Rightful Heir TNG
-Sons of Mogh DS9
-Apocalypse Rising DS9
-Prophecy VOY
-Blood Oath DS9

DON'T-DARE-DIDDLEATHON

-The Outcast TNG

-Rejoined DS9

-The Disease VOY

-Elaan of Troyius

FERENGITHON (absenteeism permissible)
-The Battle TNG
-False Profits VOY
-Bar Association
-Acquisition ENT
LITIGATED LIFE-A-THON
-Judgment ENT
-Court Martial
-The Measure of a Man TNG
-Dax DS9
-Author, Author VOY
DOUBLEMINTATHON
-The Enemy Within
-Allegiance TNG
-Through the Looking Glass DS9
-Deadlock VOY
-Similitude ENT
STARFLEET(X2)ATHON
-All Those Who Wander SNW
-The Doomsday Machine
-Cause and Effect TNG
-Equinox VOY
ANDROIDATHON
-What Are Little Girls Made Of?
-The Offspring TNG
-Whispers DS9
-Prototype VOY
-I, Mudd
VULCATHON
-The Forge ENT
-Yesteryear TAS
-Amok Time
-Innocence VOY
-The Savage Curtain
PROBEATHON
-The Changeling
-THE MOTION PICTURE
-The Inner Light TNG
-Friendship One VOY
ORIONATHON
-the orion scene from "The Cage"
-The Pirates of Orion TAS
-Lolani STC
-the dance scene from "Whom Gods Destroy"
-Bound ENT
FUGITIVEATHON
-The Hunted TNG
-Unforgettable VOY
-Captive Pursuit DS9
-Bounty ENT
STATIONATHON
-Cold Station 12 ENT
-The Trouble with Tribbles
-Aquiel TNG
-Civil Defense DS9
BORGATHON
-The Best of Both Worlds TNG
-I, Borg TNG
-FIRST CONTACT
-Regeneration ENT
-Drone VOY
-Scorpion VOY
-Endgame VOY
PRISONATHON
-Canamar ENT
-The Eye of the Beholder TAS

-The Chute VOY
-Birthright TNG
PRIME-DIRECTIVE-A-THON
-Cogenitor ENT

-Strange New Worlds SNW

-A Private Little War
-Prime Factors VOY
PHEREMOANATHON
-the first ilia bridge scene from THE MOTION PICTURE
-Elaan of Troyius
-The Perfect Mate TNG
-Rajiin ENT
MANO-A-MANOTHON
-Dawn ENT
-Arena
-Darmok TNG
MEMORYTHON
-Twilight ENT
-The Paradise Syndrome
-Conundrum TNG
-Workforce VOY
ESTROTHON
-The scene where number 1 takes command in "The Cage"
-The Lorelei Signal TAS
-Angel One TNG
-Macrocosm VOY
-Bound ENT
NAZI-FETISH-A-THON
-Patterns of Force
-The Killing Game VOY
-Stormfront ENT
CROSSOVERTHON
-the mccoy/data scene from "Encounter at Farpoint" TNG
-Relics TNG
-Dr. Bashir, I Presume? DS9
-Death Wish VOY
-Borderland ENT
-the spock/data scene from "Unification" TNG
RAPSCALLIONATHON
-Mudd's Women
-Bem TAS
-A Matter of Time TNG
-Q2 VOY
POSSESSED-A-THON
-The Crossing ENT
-Return to Tomorrow
-Warlord VOY
-Power Play TNG
SPORTATHON
-the geskana scene in "Desert Crossing" ENT
-The Gamesters of Triskellion
-the football scene in "Justice" TNG
-Tsunkatse VOY
-Take Me Out to the Holosuite DS9
ROOTINTOOTINTHON
-Spectre of the Gun
-A Fistful of Datas TNG
-North Star ENT
ENGINEERATHON
-Relics TNG
-Dreadnought VOY
-Destiny DS9
-The Catwalk ENT
TIMEATHON
-Twilight ENT
-Assignment: Earth
-Time's Arrow TNG
-Future's End VOY
SHUTTLETHON
-Shuttlepod One ENT
-The Galileo Seven
-Liaisons TNG
-Coda VOY
-One Little Ship DS9
FLASHBACKATHON
-The Menagerie
-First Flight ENT
-Shattered VOY
-Tapestry TNG
FISHOUTOFTHON
-First Contact TNG
-Lifesigns VOY
-THE VOYAGE HOME
TIMELINESATHON
-Twilight ENT
-The Visitor DS9
-Year of Hell VOY
-Yesterday's Enterprise TNG
REJECHNOLOGYTHON
-The Way to Eden
-Devil's Due TNG
-Paradise DS9
-INSURRECTION
THE WARP TRAIL NOT TAKEN
-E2 ENT
-Timeless VOY
-Parallels TNG
-Children of Time DS9
WATERTHON
-Azati Prime ENT
-The Ambergris Element TAS
-Thirty Days VOY
HORGONATHON
-Shore Leave
-Two Days and Two Nights ENT
-Let He Who is Without Sin... DS9
-Captain's Holiday TNG
RAGTAGATHON
-United ENT
-The Time Trap TAS
-The Void VOY
-The Chase TNG
MAROONATHON
-Oasis ENT
-Metamorphosis
-The Survivors TNG
-Shadowplay DS9
-Resolutions VOY

GORNATHON

-Memento Mori SNW

-All Those Who Wander SNW

-Hegemony

-Arena
MIRROTHON
-Mirror, Mirror
-The Emperor's New Cloak DS9
-Living Witness VOY
-In a Mirror, Darkly ENT
SCI-FI-A-THON
-Similitude ENT
-Wink of an Eye
-Force of Nature TNG
-The Sound of Her Voice DS9
-Blink of an Eye VOY
TREKATHON (fierce)
-The Doomsday Machine
-Yesterday's Enterprise TNG
-The Siege of AR-558 DS9
-Scorpion VOY
-In a Mirror, Darkly ENT
TREKATHON (feeling)
-Similitude ENT
-This Side of Paradise
-The Measure of a Man TNG
-The Visitor DS9
-Someone to Watch Over Me VOY
TREKATHON (funny)
-Two Days and Two Nights ENT
-The Trouble with Tribbles
-The Outrageous Okona TNG
-Trials and Tribbalations DS9
-Message in a Bottle VOY