Friday, August 19, 2011

2011CE

An omniscient being with a magic abacus wouldn't be one bit surprised that i feel out of sorts at this precise moment of existence. Of the three women on this planet i am most likely to become sexually involved with, one has herpes, one has HIV, and the third, HPV. Someone is reading this 100 years from now, dumbfounded that we had to deal with this. Just another day on Earth, oh future friend.

1 comment:

wrob said...

I mean, i'm just sayin'...what the hell are the odds? Ya gotta laugh, at least.