buh-buh-bonnie!

A fulsome welcome to our ninth follower, M. Bonnie (the "c" is silent) Cranmer! Bonnie hails from Port au Prince, Iowa, where she runs a bovine beauty salon. Last year she achieved her lifelong dream of a top five finish in the annual Ottumwa O'Reilly Lookalike Contest. She's been practicing meditation for a decade in the hopes of becoming a shapeshifter, so she can be Wynton Marsalis' horn.