janitor

I never signed the Magna Carta
Just a janitor exploding
to dust

I never invented sliced bread
Just a janitor exploding
to dust

I never raped the tyrant's son
Just a janitor exploding
to dust

I never climbed Chomalungma
Just a janitor exploding
to dust

I never had a threesome with a twelve year-old and her grandmother
Just a janitor exploding
to dust

I never was stranded on a smokestack, rescuing myself one brick at a time
Just a janitor exploding
to dust

I never wrote this poem
Just a janitor exploding
to dust