me

I love me
'Coz me loves i
Never been a doubt
Me's a standup guy

Me doesn't care
If i get stinky
Have a zit on my nose
Or wave my little winky

Me doesn't judge
Doesn't berate
Doesn't fix my shirt
Or question my weight

Me touches my penis!
Like every single day
I'm devoted to me
For me i'd be gay

Me doesn't mind
If i've no life plan
And watch geek TV
Not a penny in hand

If i sing a happy tune
While farting at the moon
Me just farts and sings too
For you see
I truly love me
And truly we both love you