The japanese are sushi, frightening but healthy
The swiss are chocolate, smooth and wealthy
Canadians are syrup, sweet and willing
The french are croissants, philosophical and filling
But americans are deep-fried twinkies
with a dusting of crack
Americans are deep-fried twinkies
Did they leave? Boom boom, they're back
The fins are squeaky cheese, finicky and fumfery
The greek are omelets, humpty dumfery
Salvadoreans are pupasas, ready and reliable
Peruvians are banana balls, prim and pliable
But americans are deep-fried twinkies
with a dusting of crack
Americans are deep-fried twinkies
Did they leave? Boom boom, they're back
The best country ever? Maybe, just maybe
The worst country ever? You bet your bum, baby
The russians are vodka, strong and stern
The chinese are mooncakes, ready to learn
The indians are curry, spicy and gay
The irish are potatoes, such a price they've had to pay
But americans are deep-fried twinkies
with a dusting of crack
Americans are deep-fried twinkies
Did they leave? Boom boom, they're back
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