Sunday, May 4, 2025

Deep-Fried Twinkies

The japanese are sushi, frightening but healthy

The swiss are chocolate, smooth and wealthy

Canadians are syrup, sweet and willing

The french are croissants, philosophical and filling

But americans are deep-fried twinkies

with a dusting of crack

Americans are deep-fried twinkies

Did they leave? Boom boom, they're back

The fins are squeaky cheese, finicky and fumfery

The greek are omelets, humpty dumfery

Salvadoreans are pupasas, ready and reliable

Peruvians are banana balls, prim and pliable

But americans are deep-fried twinkies

with a dusting of crack

Americans are deep-fried twinkies

Did they leave? Boom boom, they're back

The best country ever? Maybe, just maybe

The worst country ever? You bet your bum, baby

The russians are vodka, strong and stern

The chinese are mooncakes, ready to learn

The indians are curry, spicy and gay

The irish are potatoes, such a price they've had to pay

But americans are deep-fried twinkies

with a dusting of crack

Americans are deep-fried twinkies

Did they leave? Boom boom, they're back

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