wrob's music videos
A list - greatest concert ever
B list - specialty occasions
C list - oblivion
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Wednesday, May 28, 2025
Sunday, May 25, 2025
Happy Geezer Day
wrob's music videos
A list - greatest concert ever
B list - specialty occasions
C list - oblivion
Why don't we hear the happy birthday song in movies? Because the royalty rate for the song's use is ridiculously pricey. So i fixed the problem, with this instant classic! Directors, line up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6wNv7OnH10
Thursday, May 15, 2025
D.O.A.
Depression or addiction, sex to booze
What's your poison, what'll you use
Depression or addiction, doughnuts to booze
What's your poison, what'll you choose
Adrenaline junkies on the insane train
Maybe just a dog, to dull the pain
Unconditional cuddles, love bath for the brain
A cry for help, shelter from the rain
Depression or addiction, sex to booze
What's your poison, what'll you use
Depression or addiction, doughnuts to booze
What's your poison, what'll you choose
TV addiction, characters we love
Our brains don't know it ain't real
Our favorite characters, closest friends
Hearts and subscriptions they steal
Depression or addiction, sex to booze
What's your poison, what'll you use
Depression or addiction, doughnuts to booze
What's your poison, what'll you choose
Addicted to politics and partisan obsession
Those talking heads talking to me
Or online gaming with folk you'll never know
Safe in virtual community
Depression depression, that black black shroud
You'd kill yourself but you can't leave your bed
You look fine, the idiot said
Automatic pilot for the walking dead
Addicted to music, addicted to work
Addicted to lovers who treat you like a jerk
Addicted to gambling, craving caffeine
Addicted to shopping, maybe nicotine
Anti-depressants make me go ahhh
Addicted to sports, rah rah rah
Addicted to mushrooms or maybe pot
Addicted to rehab, well why not
Addicted to internet, addicted to porn
How do you get out of bed in the morn
Addicted to painkillers, how poetic
Addicted to god, how pathetic
Depression or addiction, sex to booze
What's your poison, what'll you use
Depression or addiction, doughnuts to booze
What's your poison, what'll you choose
Depression or addiction, sex to booze
What's your poison, what'll you use
Depression or addiction, doughnuts to booze
What's your poison, what'll you choose
Sunday, May 4, 2025
Deep-Fried Twinkies
The japanese are sushi, frightening but healthy
The swiss are chocolate, smooth and wealthy
Canadians are syrup, sweet and willing
The french are croissants, philosophical and filling
But americans are deep-fried twinkies
with a dusting of crack
Americans are deep-fried twinkies
Did they leave? Boom boom, they're back
The fins are squeaky cheese, finicky and fumfery
The greek are omelets, humpty dumfery
Salvadoreans are pupasas, ready and reliable
Peruvians are banana balls, prim and pliable
But americans are deep-fried twinkies
with a dusting of crack
Americans are deep-fried twinkies
Did they leave? Boom boom, they're back
The best country ever? Maybe, just maybe
The worst country ever? You bet your bum, baby
The russians are vodka, strong and stern
The chinese are mooncakes, ready to learn
The indians are curry, spicy and gay
The irish are potatoes, such a price they've had to pay
But americans are deep-fried twinkies
with a dusting of crack
Americans are deep-fried twinkies
Did they leave? Boom boom, they're back
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