Tuesday, April 15, 2025

Waymo Driver

When i was a youth i read a book to learn the color of my parachute

I took the quiz, afraid of life in a suit

I tallied my score

Something fun, i implore

The book said, here's your life ahead

You're gonna be a Waymo driver

My guidance counselor said here's your aptitude test

You're strangely different from the rest

We found your niche, not poor not rich

Then she said here's your life ahead

You'll be a Waymo driver

Dog catcher at the South Pole

Firefighter in Atlantis

Grief counselor in Heaven

Where's my vocational bliss

I went to a job fair

The reps were so cheery

But they got glassy eyes when i offered this query

Why don't i see some job for me

Why do i dread this life ahead

Give a honk and a wave, and some sympathy save for the Waymo driver

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