Sunday, July 2, 2023

Filthy Rich Poets

Sipping chardonnay with fancy soft cheese

Lighting their blunts with benjamins, if you please

No care in the world, light as a breeze

Filthy rich poets, oh gawd i hate 'em

Sunning on the sands of St. Tropez

Lounging by the pool day after day

Bedding other people's spouses just for play

Filthy rich poets, oh gawd i hate 'em

Indolent indulgences of the literary elite

Their filthy haikus i cannot repeat

Mansions in Monaco a seamless tax cheat

They pillory poverty with a sardonic tweet

Designer clothes they wear once then burn

For plagiarizing plath millions they earn

Swimming in pussy for each phrase they turn

Filthy rich poets, oh gawd i hate 'em

TV stars and tycoons all wanna date 'em

Physicists and fashion models all wanna mate 'em

With their fancy words like ennui and verbatim

Filthy rich poets, oh gawd i hate 'em

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