True Cock

(parody of "True Love", 1988 #13 hit by glenn frey and jack tempchin)

First you find a groove, that's how you start a song

Make it smooth and slinky, you'll never ever go wrong

Before you know it you'll be knockin' on heaven's door, yes you will

You're lookin' at her, she's not lookin' at you

Feels like nothin', nothin' you can do

to be her true cock, comin' for no other

True cock, makin' her a mother

She needs a true cock, ain't no doubt about it

True cock, she just can't live without it

In the game of love, there are things she needs to hear

You don't have to mean them, just have no fear

Coz' it ain't no fun going home alone, no one to bone

With her under you, everything is right

With her on top, a magnificent sight

She needs a true cock, comin' for no other

A true cock, makin' her a mother

A true cock, powered by a true heart

True cock, you're never gonna be apart

True cock makes her day a little brighter

True cock makes every burden lighter

Give her true cock and be a better man

When you're balls deep you don't need to understand

When balls are blue, it's not a good sight

Here are some words that can change your life

Tell her you feel things you've never felt before, even though you have

Lift her heart up, make her feel strong

and give her lovin' lastin' all night long

Give her true cock, feel her heartrate rise

Splashdown comin', right between her thighs

True cock, there's nothing you're forgettin'

True cock, smell those panties wettin'

Make a baby, maybe twins

When she's ovulating everybody wins

She's your buttercup, fill her up, woo-hoo yeah

A true cock, powered by a true heart

True cock, never gonna be apart

Talkin' about true cock