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So often we celebrate "progress", without thinking about the cost. Like the legalization of pot - has anyone considered what happens to the marijuana dogs? Just retrain them to sniff out bombs or anthrax? Make them service dogs, until they end up drinking away the memories of when life was exciting? How many will end up on the street, with little tin cups? Nobody asks these questions. Nobody cares!

Is it body-shaming to point out fake boobs...or is it shaming body-shaming?

If two guys are fucking sheep, and one realizes that the other is fucking a male, will he say "What the hell is wrong with you??"

Our fascination with futuristic and prehistoric monsters seems endless. Has anyone considered that this is partly because we've driven extinct most of the super-predators we've ever met?

Why do we measure cars in "horsepower"? Doesn't that reinforce the notion that horses are slaves? I'm just saying, if cars had been invented during the slave trade, wouldn't that word have been...i'll let you finish that thought.

Why don't i believe in god? Because 0% of scientific evidence supports it, and 100% of psychological evidence is against it. As a culture, our primary traits are arrogance and fear. Of COURSE we would invent a get-out-of-death-free card. Whether god exists or not, it is INCONCEIVABLE that humans wouldn't invent a get-out-of-death-free card.

Is there anything more frustrating than watching a dvd all the way through, only to discover an unrated version in the special features?

If you add up the times we do the wrong thing, plus the times we do the right thing for the wrong reason, any leftover behavior is statistically insignificant.

The vulcan neck pinch is priceless...but would all those alien species have that nerve in exactly the same spot? Isn't it more realistic that, say, the nerve might be on the buttocks for the butch lesbian race of Alamagorda IV? "Spock, this queen butch lesbian is giving us a lotta sass...can you do something?" "That would be unwise, captain".

Wouldn't it be funny if we died, and discovered there IS an afterlife...but that this life is an easy gift compared to how hard the next one is? Wouldn't that be funny?

Hyena clitorises are larger than hyena penises. Ladies, could you get evolving in that direction? I would fondle ALL your clits if i could find the damn things.