Tuesday, May 26, 2015

lesbians looking for daddy

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No, not euphemistically (no unresolved parental issues here...well, pretty much). We mean literally! Three lesbians looking for a man to add to our family...hopefully followed by a few more add-ons of the fetal variety. Don't be concerned that we only want you for your Y chromosome - we're all bisexual (but "bis looking for daddy" was just confusing). We are one asian, one black, and one latina who have hewn a harmonious, oft-hilarious home. For genetic diversity, we'd prefer you be white. We'd like you to be wildly intelligent, progressive (obviously), and in touch with your feminine side (extra-obviously). Opinionated but not overbearing. Passionate but peaceful. No bible boys. Love giving backrubs. Love music! Love other animals (but not with tobasco sauce). Be an adult who's never struck another in anger. We all have our escape mechanisms, and that's fine (as long as chemical dependence or gambling aren't in your repertoire). Sexual addiction is fine (no, really). Don't worry about money, we have plenty. With four parents, the child-rearing won't be overwhelming. Be comfy in your skin. Be a dreamer.

1 comment:

wrob said...

What? I can dream, can't i?