Death is the most inevitable feature of human existence...but in this culture, death-denial makes a hard push for that top spot.
Women are to makeup, as people of color are to christianity. Put THAT on your SAT.
I get so excited when a politician announces their intention to get "tough on crime". Since poverty is the primary cause of crime, that means they're going to devote their time in office to eliminating poverty, right? That's what they mean, right?
In a dysfunctional society, strangeness becomes the norm, and "normal" people have no clue how strange they really are.
Is there a single man alive who has never wondered whether baby showers involve some kind of ritual bathing of the expectant mother, with female hands all over her naked body? Don't be too hard on men, we're freaking sexually repressed over here.
If abortion became legally MANDATORY for any unmarried or poor woman, all the pro-choicers would quickly join the anti-abortionists to fight that new law tooth and nail. The only frightening part of this equation is realizing how many pro-lifers would decide that abortion is maybe okay after all.
I crapped a pretzel today. I don't mean i ate a pretzel yesterday and crapped it today, i mean i left a crap today that lay in the bowl in a perfect pretzel shape. I'm just saying, if that turd had been shaped like a crucifix, i'd be set for LIFE.
Always remember, smart people are just intelligent idiots. And if you prove me wrong, you'll prove me right.
