The last monkey in the last tree in the last jungle climbs higher
He climbs so fast, leaps so far but so does the fire
And when he can climb no more
he hears the fire roar
He pees on the flames, and wonders does his hair look good
Is his breath minty fresh
And he looks up for monkey heaven
Monkey heaven
An orange orang on the last hole of the last golf course at the North Pole
Misses the putt, kicks it in
His sweater says "Win Baby Win"
He drinks the last Perrier
and shouts for monkey heaven
Glacier National Park, Glacier National Park, Glacier National Park needs a new name
Glacier National Park, old joan of arc she's fanning the flame
The last rapist, a rapist apeist, cuddles his life-size rubber doll
Doll's got AI, doll can cry
Doll can wonder why why why
Rapist looks to the sky
The doll says ain't no monkey heaven
