"Christmas Morning"

I'm off on the cross-country train again! See you all in a few weeks. Here's the new holiday single. As i was writing it, i could only hear karen carpenter singing it.

Hughughuggggggggs!

"Christmas Morning"

December Holidaze

SPECIALITY SONGS

My December roster...

Jesus vs. Santa

Knecht Ruprecht

The Holiday Blahs

Don't Do Me Like December

The First Festivus Miracle

Christmas Morning

Animal Queendom

SPECIALTY SONGS

An other-animal musical parade, as david nibert might say.

"Armadillo on My Pillow"

Don't Miss You Much

Monkey Butt Dance

Monkeyin' Around

Goin' Ape

Butterfly

Butterfly (prosseremix)

Jump that Shark!

bawdy blowout!

SPECIALTY SONGS

The late-night cabaret set. Put the kids to bed.

How Come Little Junior

Goin' Down Slow

The Ballad of Snaggletooth Sue

If You See Kay

Marry Me, Baby

Happy Holy

F.M. Blues

Don't Let the Door Hit You

Zeus-F&ckin'

Popsicle

Treesexual

Sexy F&ckers