Beautiful Insanity

A lifetime lost inside my head

Roller coasters of ecstasy and dread

Is it a dream, is it really me

We long we long we all long

for beautiful insanity

Born to be naked, naked up a tree

Sucking fruit like a happy bee

Rat race road ain't for me

We long we long we all long

for beautiful insanity

Insanity, set me free

Insanity by papal decree

Insanity, cinematic soliloquy

Insanity, in you and me

Flying beyond mundanity

Self-loathing holy orthodoxy

Is it a dream, is it really me

We long we long we all long

for beautiful insanity

The Fire

You can hide from the heat, you can hide from the man

You can hide from the mob inside a garbage can

You can hide from your ex, hide from the IRS

You can hide from your kids, hide from your mess

You can hide from yourself, you're such a good liar

But you can't hide from the fire

You can flee the flood, and flee the bees

You can flee tyranny or live on your knees

You can flee your job, tunnel out of jail

You can flee from baseball-sized hail

You can flee yourself, you're such a good liar

But you can't flee the fire

There's a burning, got your name

Sinner saint, all the same

End of the tunnel, ain't no light

Only dark, eternal night

You can run from your past, run from your dreams

You can run from the storm and run from the screams

You can run from war, you can run from the beast

You can run from the wicked witch of the east

You can run from yourself, you're such a good liar

But you can't run from the fire

Dance on Your Grave

You've been insufferable since the day i was born

If life is a rose you're a 2-ton thorn

The cemetery finally, not here to mourn

I've got confetti, your plot to adorn as i

Dance on your grave, dance on your grave

If i had a choir we'd do the wave

Dance on your grave, dance on your grave

Shuffle shuffle hop, wiggle wiggle pop

You were always a pain in the ass

So i've come to fertilize the grass

Mother teresa applauds my class

Dalai lama's got a quartet of brass to

Dance on your grave, dance on your grave

If i had a choir we'd do the wave

Dance on your grave, dance on your grave

Shuffle shuffle hop, wiggle wiggle pop

In death you're finally fun

Farewell, public enema number 1

Your bloviating finally done

As georgie said, here comes the sun

Dance on your grave, dance on your grave

If i had a choir we'd do the wave

Dance on your grave, dance on your grave

Shuffle shuffle hop, wiggle wiggle pop

"Christmas Morning"

I'm off on the cross-country train again! See you all in a few weeks. Here's the new holiday single. As i was writing it, i could only hear karen carpenter singing it.

Hughughuggggggggs!

"Christmas Morning"

December Holidaze

SPECIALITY SONGS

My December roster...

Jesus vs. Santa

Knecht Ruprecht

The Holiday Blahs

Don't Do Me Like December

The First Festivus Miracle

Christmas Morning

Animal Queendom

SPECIALTY SONGS

An other-animal musical parade, as david nibert might say.

"Armadillo on My Pillow"

Don't Miss You Much

Monkey Butt Dance

Monkeyin' Around

Goin' Ape

Butterfly

Butterfly (prosseremix)

Jump that Shark!

bawdy blowout!

SPECIALTY SONGS

The late-night cabaret set. Put the kids to bed.

How Come Little Junior

Goin' Down Slow

The Ballad of Snaggletooth Sue

If You See Kay

Marry Me, Baby

Happy Holy

F.M. Blues

Don't Let the Door Hit You

Zeus-F&ckin'

Popsicle

Treesexual

Sexy F&ckers