If i Were Gay, i Wouldn't Date a White Guy

If i were gay, i wouldn't date a white guy

I mean, well who would

If i were gay, i wouldn't date a white guy

I don't think anybody should

Bland and kinda boring 

Their fashion leaves me snoring

Smug and satisfied

Take the children and hide

If i were gay, i wouldn't date a white guy

They ain't up to no good

If i were gay, i wouldn't date a white guy

I mean, well who would

If i were gay, i wouldn't date a white guy

I don't think anybody should

Uptight and pretentious

They talk and talk all day

That one beats his dog

They just won't go away

If i were gay, i wouldn't date a white guy

They ain't up to no good

How can they be so vanilla

when they use so much hot sauce

How do they look in the mirror

How do they carry that cross

If i were gay, i wouldn't date a white guy

I mean, well who would

If i were gay, i wouldn't date a white guy

I don't think anybody should

The poster children

for rape and pillage

Oh daddy dear daddy

let's burn that native village

If i were gay, i wouldn't date a white guy

And i don't think anybody should

They ain't misunderstood

They might have a white hood

They ain't up to no good