Blunderwood

(parody of "9 to 5", by dolly parton)

I turn on the tube for the inauguration
Circus time for a fractured nation
Pomp, circumstance, political divide

I see a sight and i start snarling
Everybody's american idol darling
singing for the rapist-in-chief, i nearly cried

Why'd you do it, why'd you croon for old d. trump
You really blew it, your career just hit the dump

I hope they paid you well, living in style

You kissed the caboose of a racist pedophile

Why'd you do it, was there a gun to your head 
Your agent's on the line, wishing they were dead
The world's watching us with disgust and shame

You took a torch to your good name

Don't say you didn't know about trump's manure
The man you serenaded is a moral sewer
His repulsiveness perfectly reliable

You claim to love jesus through and through
while you bow to donald's golden statue
The god he loves ain't nowhere in your bible

Why'd you do it, why'd you croon for old d. trump
You really blew it, your career just hit the dump

I hope they paid you well, living in style

You kissed the caboose of a racist pedophile

Why'd you do it, freedom of speech crucified

Those promises he made, he just lied

Did you lust for a little more fortune and fame

How bad do you need to be a household name

Don't get too sad, this ain't the end

Though maybe your money can't buy a friend

One day folks'll forgive and forget

It'll only take a decade or three

'til your song reclaims some harmony

You and will smith in a comeback duet

Why'd you do it, why'd you croon for old d. trump
You really blew it, your career just hit the dump

I hope they paid you well, living in style

You kissed the caboose of a racist pedophile

Why'd you do it, was there a gun to your head 
Your agent's on the line, wishing they were dead
The world's watching us with disgust and shame

You took a torch to your good name