Wednesday, June 3, 2026

Better Get Back

(a parody of "Baby Got Back" by anthony l. ray)

I blow big farts and I cannot lie
You other mothers can't deny
My lower G.I. gets rumblin'
What happens next is humblin'
I get sprung
Wanna back up tough
'Cause this room's gonna be stuffed
Right through the jeans i'm wearing
This fabric might be tearing
Oh, babe you wanna run away
Nobody's gonna stay
Ain't easy or sleazy
You're feeling so so queasy
Your torture never ends
I farted in your Benz
You're about to be my clown, your window's goin' down

If you hear that whooshing sound when we're driving around

Your window's goin down, your window's goin down

You won't mind, you won't care if it's zero degrees out there

Your window's goin down, your window's goin down

Don't care if it's Manitoba, this stink ain't blowin' over

Your window's goin down, your window's goin down

Don't care if it's Nova Scotia, i been condemned by OSHA

Your window's goin down, your window's goin down

So fellas yeah fellas, are you afraid of this butt?

Gonna shake it, gonna quake it

Quake this healthy butt

You better get back, you better get back
So, ladies yeah ladies, if you wanna roll in my Mercedes
You're gonna protest, you're gonna pout
This white boy's gotta shout
You better get back, you better get back
You'll run out in the cold coz you know this butt is gold

You better get back

Red beans and rice don't miss me, red beans and rice assist me

Better get back, you better get back

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