Eat the rich, yum yum yum
Eat the rich, then wipe your bum
Eat the rich, slurp slurp
Eat the rich, give a burp
Eat the rich, on the grill
Eat the rich, what a thrill
Eat the rich, in the oven
Eat the rich, give 'em a shove in
Eat the rich, be so happy
Eat the rich, take a nappy
Eat the rich, don't be a clown
Eat the rich, gulp 'em down
Eat the rich, don't take their sass
Eat the rich, then pass some gas
Eat the rich, who's the boss
Eat the rich, with jerk sauce
Eat the rich, with marinade
Eat the rich, then go get laid
Eat the rich, get things rolling
Eat the rich, they're coming to your colon
Eat the rich, jump and shout
Eat the rich, poop 'em out
Eat the rich, fill your gut
Eat the rich, then wipe your butt
Eat the rich, whoop dee doo
Eat the rich, make a poo
Eat the rich, chomp chomp
Eat the rich, take a domp
Eat the rich, don't even question
Eat the rich, you might get indigestion
Eat the rich, use the bidet
Eat the rich, yipee-yi-yay
Eat the rich, save the nanny
Eat the rich, wipe your fanny
Eat the rich, with some beer
Eat the rich, then wipe your rear
Eat the rich, with some ale
Eat the rich, then wipe your tail
Eat the rich, with some wine
Eat the rich, you'll feel fine
Eat the rich, with dijon
Eat the rich, til they're gone
Eat the rich, like neil sedaka
Eat the rich, then leave a caca