Fetish Eyes

I'm so vanilla, hopelessly vanilla

I want vanilla sex all night through

Vanilla sex after lunch

Then a quick nap for an hour or two

Vanilla sex at sundown

Vanilla sex in cars and tents

Vanilla sex at the funeral

It's just good common sense

But maybe i have one fetish

Maybe i've just one kink

People who have a fetish turn me on

Is that a fetish, whattaya think

Urophilia lactophilia zoophilia too

I'm turned on by somnophilia, how 'bout you

I dig breeding kink and praise kink and electrostimulation

I wish i were a member of kink nation

Quirophilia klismaphilia autonepiophilia too

Agalmatophilia for folks who dig a sexy statue

Impact play temperature play and wax play as well

But don't use normal candles, as the pros will tell

Kaptoptronphilia katoptronphilia

maybe my favorite of all

Let's look at ourselves in a mirror

while we're having a freaky ball

I have a fetish for people with a fetish

Come to my place and turn me on

A fetish for people with a fetish

You're so weird, i wanna meet your mom

I wanna pet your pooper pet your pooper pet it

But i don't have a fetish

Tickle your pooper tickle your pooper tickle it

But i don't have a fetish

Oil your pooper oil your pooper oil it

But i don't have a fetish

Spank your pooper spank your pooper spank it

Hmmm

Urophilia lactophilia zoophilia too

I'm turned on by somnophilia, how 'bout you

I dig breeding kink and praise kink and electrostimulation

I wish i were a member of kink nation

Quirophilia klismaphilia autonepiophilia too

Agalmatophilia for folks who did a sexy statue

I dig impact play temperature play and wax play as well

But don't use normal candles, as the pros will tell

Kaptoptronphilia katoptronphilia

maybe my favorite of all

Let's look at ourselves in a mirror

while we're having a freaky ball

I have a fetish for people with a fetish

Come to my place and turn me on

A fetish for people with a fetish

You're so weird, i wanna meet your mom

Vegan No More

Rich people are like squirrels, hiding away their nuts

Nuts in the attic, nuts in the beach house, nuts in the account offshore

Nibble nibble, rich people are squirrels

Rich people are like ticks, sucking the blood of the poor

Sucking up money, sucking up land, sucking more more more

Suck suck, rich people are ticks

Rich people are like sharks, pooping out the weak

Pooping the indigenous, pooping wimyn, pooping out the poor

Poop poop, rich people are sharks

No more, no more

I can't be vegan no more

Gonna eat me some squirrelticksharks

Coz i can't be vegan no more

Squirrels!

Ticks!

Sharks!

No more, no more

I can't be vegan no more

Gonna eat me some squirrelticksharks

Coz i can't be vegan no more

Across the Sea

If i rowed across the sea would you turn and walk away

If i showed you all my need would you have nothing to say

If i shared all my sorrow would you shut your sight and flee

If the world ended tomorrow would you share tonight with me

Too weary for greed

Too sad to feel shame

Too lost to beg and plead

Too broken to play the game

If i rowed across the sea would you turn and walk away

If i showed you all my need would you have nothing to say

If i shared all my sorrow would you shut your sight and flee

If the world ended tomorrow would you share tonight with me

Legal Tender

If tenderness were legal tender dr. king's dream would be here

If tenderness were legal tender we wouldn't freefall in fear

If tenderness were tender the gods of greed would go away

If tenderness were tender you'd be here today

If tenderness were legal tender we'd heal the hurting hearts

If tenderness were legal tender happy homes wouldn't tear apart

If tenderness were tender the demons of need would go away

If tenderness were tender you'd be here today

If tenderness were tender i'd fix all the hurts i've done

If tenderness were tender we'd all sing our songs in the sun

If tenderness were legal tender we'd never take our own life

If tenderness were legal tender we'd swim from this cesspool of strife

If tenderness were tender the gods of greed would go away

If tenderness were tender you'd be here today

S.O.P.

Spikes or pillows, accident of birth

The meritocracy myth on Mother Earth

Spikes or pillows, roll of the dice

Here comes nasty, there goes nice

Spikes or pillows, luck of the draw

Who's your mommy, who's your paw

Spikes or pillows, a family plan

The heiress is horny for the pool man

People who play on pillows

Too comfy to care 'bout unfair

People who suffer on spikes

ain't gonna get out of there

Do you have a trust fund

Do you have connections

Did you get a free pass

in the dance of death and erections

Sunflowers or weeping willows

Spikes below, don't plummet from pillows

Weeping willows or sunflowers

Bye bye sun, here come showers

Spikes or pillows, what'll it be

It's pedigree, family tree

Spikes or pillows, i wish you luck

The palace perfect, the sewers suck

Party People

Alone in my room tonight

i hear the partiers on the street

I hate them, i hate them not

I hate them, i hate them not

I hate them

Sometimes in my room alone

i dream of being you

Just like you

I'd kill myself

if it were true

Don't joke, don't laugh it away

Don't deflect, it's not okay

Everything's wrong in our song

I don't go along

Alone in my room tonight

i hear the partiers on the street

They're going nowhere

They don't care

Leave me alone

Wordz

Words are manipulations, stop realigning me

I'm not the instrument of your insecurity

Nap your babble-rap, i already agree

Words are manipulations, stop realigning me

Words are manipulations, stop colonizing me

I'm not your 2.0. i ain't no mini-me

Abbreviate your bloviate, i already agree

Words are manipulations, stop colonizing me

Words are manipulations, stop gaslighting me

We're all so full of shit, i do not think you see

Gulp your pulpit preening, i already agree

Words are manipulations, stop gaslighting me

Words are manipulations, don't puppet master me

You season your biases with hypocrisy

I'm not some shadow puppet, even if we agree

Words are manipulations, don't puppet master me

Words are manipulations, stop auto-correcting me

Sing a song, i'll sing counter-melody

Stop singing mi mi mi, i already agree

Words are manipulations, stop auto-correcting me