Sunday, July 12, 2026

The Ballad of Butt

Butt riley was a hell of a man
Had the hardest head
in all the land
King of the hoodlums in that city by the Bay
Don't make him frown
He'll make you pay
Here comes butt
On the Frisco streets there weren't none meaner
He would head-butt any fool to the floor
Breaking and entering was his stock-in-trade
His thick skull could bash in any door
Here comes butt, here comes butt
Be very afraid, it's butt
He's gonna knock your world down
Here comes butt
Run away, he's gonna make you his clown
He didn't have a gang
but he ran with 'em all
The bad guys quivered
when butt came to call
Woke in the morgue and said "doc, i ain't dead
That'll take more'n one ball of lead"
Here comes butt, here comes butt
Be very afraid, it's butt
He's gonna knock your world down
Here comes butt
Run away, he's gonna make you his clown
The ladies loved butt
Kept his picture over their beds
When butt dropped his pants
everyone turned their heads
The ladies loved butt
They were not ashamed to say
Their smiles told the world
they had butt sex today
But the mighty they do fall
and so too butt's reign of wrath
One fateful day a door of oak
stood in his path
He crashed on through but as the splinters flew
here's what butt riley said
"Ow, that hurt my head"
Here comes butt, here comes butt
Be very afraid, it's butt
He's gonna knock your world down
Here comes butt
Run away, he's gonna make you his clown